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Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

Mmmmm…three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn’t the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other’s cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.

Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.

Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!

While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.

Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.

Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.

Another sexy short by Macho Man in the form of the video, Tender Chickens. F’lamin Yon’s hunger is aroused (along with something else) by this erotic film.

The next scene starts innocently enough with a sexy hunk needing a ride home. This good Samaritan ends up making out with him in the elevator and carries it right into the bedroom. These two hunks are hungry for some tender meat and can barely contain their lust for each other. Scott, the blonde hottie, gives his lover a spirited rimming before they rub their bodies all over each other. That black text screen is back as it describes just how much Scott likes things in his ass. As it disappears, Scott gets several dildo’s up in his ass before both he and his lover cum, again prompted by a black text screen.

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The last scene opens up with a long-haired muscular hunk getting a drugged drink from a sexy dancer. F’lamin Yon does not approve of this as the dancer even says the hunk has a girl friend and doesn’t normally do guys! Not a good thing to do to someone just for sex! Despite all this, the sex is very good and the cum shot is fantastic. Next time the dancer should just try to win him over the old fashion way.

Tender Chickens makes F’lamin Yon anything but tender! Hot bodies and even hotter action make for a great film! Macho Man just needs to cut out the black text screens and the open use of a drug just to get someone to fuck him that they normally wouldn’t do. I know its porn but that’s not something to be advertised. Despite all this, F’lamin Yon used seven face towels thanks to the hot sex and loud lust-filled screams. To the bathroom for a wash up!! Muah!!!

While F’lamin Yon knows there’s a beast inside all of us, Macho Man takes it one step further in “Man Animal.” Though yours truly could have done without the make up department, it still showed some very hot sex!

A horny blonde hunk wants some play time with his lover in scene one, but the only thing his lover wants to do is sleep. He’ll have none of that talk and uses his mouth to convince his lover to stay awake. He is quickly wide awake with a hot mouth sucking on his thick cock. A sixty-nine breaks out with sucking and rimming. Now his hot young lover wants his cock buried in his ass, so he mounts up for a very hot round of sex followed by a great cum shot.

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This scene starts with two guys discussing the other’s nightmare. Suddenly F’lamin Yon thinks he’s in one as the dark-haired hottie is suddenly sucking on a dog-faced man’s cock (literally, the man looks like a dog). Not even some toy play with a shiny ball can really pull this scene up. The masked canine mounts up with a cock ring and rides the hapless young man. It ends with a howling cum shot across the hunk’s face. F’lamin Yon is not interested in that doggie in the window!

The last scene has our two boys talking again, but this time, our dark-haired hunk gets some real loving from his friend’s hot mouth. F’lamin Yon thinks this is great therapy to forget that nightmare! They switch places to taste each other’ cock before the hot dreamer gets a real man’s cock in his ass, and he gets pounded nicely. Another great cum shot ends the scene.

This is a truly good video to watch if you can ignore the Man Animal dog mask. Macho Man could do without their make-up department sometimes. But the sex was very hot and had F’lamin Yon panting hard! Five face towels were used to clean up the screen. Who let the hunks out? Muah Muah Muah!!!

Macho Man Video’s presents Raw Meat 4 and F’lamin Yon is here salivating and ready to devour this review… light up the grill and bring out the tender marinated strips of beef!

Scene 1 is called “Anal BBQ” with Paul Morgan and Gregg Clarke. Both are dressed as chefs. Gregg is Paul’s assistant. The scene is slow to develop as F’lamin Yon did not rent the video to watch a cooking show. Finally Paul massages Gregg’s ass through the underwear, lowers the underwear, and kisses the boy’s bare buns. Greg than sucks off Paul. When Paul sucks Gregg, Gregg stays limp (nerves?). Paul then fucks Gregg doggy and missionary style and at least 1 of the 2 boys enjoyed it. Funny scene, but not bad.

The next scene is entitled “Dog House Blues”. Paul Morgan and Brad Hanson are the chefs in this one, dressed identically to Paul and Greg in scene one right down to the tee and follows the same pattern of first scene, so just hit fast forward.

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Scene three, “Now that’s Good Eatin’”, looks promising with cutie pie Duncan Miller (playing with a vibrator) and Matt Young (who soon joins in the fun after watching Duncan). They decide to 69. Matt moves out of the 69, puts on a condom and lubes it up. Duncan slides down to raise his ass inviting Matt’s cock. Both he and Matt grease up his ass. Then BANG. The fuck appears to be in progress. But it doesn’t take an expert to know that the fuck is being faked. F’lamin Yon went from rock hard to limp in a matter of light seconds. Not good Macho Man…

In the final scene called “Colon Cookout”, two boys that F’lamin Yon finds to be uglies are Eduardo Fuentes and Marc Hamilton, as they go at it with Paul Morgan. Paul sits on Eduardo’s dick and then fucks Marc. At least they were really having sex.

As the movie went along, it got worse than the last scene. Macho Man should have completely reversed the order to salvage the anti-climatic spell. F’lamin Yon used 4 face towels to wipe off the TV screen. Muah!!!

Video 10 gives a bunch of hot guys the number for a good time in their film “For A Good Time.” With numbers posted everywhere, it’s no wonder these boys know where to go to get the pleasure they want!

A sexy bartender is in the first scene as he cleans up his area. Unfortunately, the sound does not match up with the video so it’s slightly hard to watch. The bartender finds a number on a table and calls it. A stud answers and agrees to come visit him at the bar. There, the two start making out and stripping down. The stud sucks off the hot bartender’s cock then bends over a chair to get fingered and spanked. Finally, the bartender slides himself into the stud’s ass and fucks him. They both cum and the scene ends.

The next scene has a stud working out at the gym. Once again, the sound is off from the video. While working out, he spots a phone number on the wall and decides to call it. A hottie answers his call, and tells him to meet him in the locker room. The two meet up and get hot with each other starting with a good massage. The stud’s pants come off and more interesting things start to happen. The hottie explores the stud’s ass, then flips him over to stroke and suck his cock. The stud returns the sucking and the two decide to sixty-nine for more fun. Later, the stud fucks his sexy new friend over the massage table. The two have a great round of hot sex then cum.

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The third scene is in a bathroom, a very common place for the “for a good time…” wall writings. Suddenly, a cock appears in a hole in the wall. It’s glory hole time! The hottie in the stall seems quite willing to play along and starts sucking off that mysterious thick meat. Once hard, the glory hole man reveals himself and fingers that hottie’s ass. Finally, he rims it then slides his cock into him. A good ass fucking proceeds. Both cum and the scene ends.

The last scene is also in the same bathroom. A hottie strokes his meat while he waits for the pre-appointed time. F’lamin Yon can see the potential of this film as two glory holes are shown. He finds a number to call and gives it a ring. The hottie who answers invites him out to the bleachers for some fun. Once back there, a good cock sucking starts. They trade places for a bit, then the first hottie rims and fingers the good time man. The two start fucking on the floor and the scene ends with them both giving a good cum shot.

This film was pretty hot, it would have been hotter had the sound actually matched the video. But at least the video quality was excellent! Six face towels were use for this film! Muah!

Video 10 has fun with strangers in their film “Chance Encounters.” Four couples find themselves in lusty situations and do what comes naturally to them.

The first scene opens up with the narrator talking about how much fun sex with strangers could be. This first scene is the delivery man fuck. This delivery boy is from Burger Queen and his majesty is ready with some food. With some not so gentle persuasion, the customer gets more than he ordered from this sexy delivery boy. The two start making out and exploring each other’s sexy bodies. The delivery boy’s tip turns out ot be his customers cock and ass. There is a lot of over the clothes play until the customer finally takes some flesh into his mouth. Later, the delivery boy takes a taste of cock and ass. Finally, the delivery boy gets his big flesh tip shoved into his ass. Maybe that could be F’lamin Yon’s side job? Other than all around stud that is. They both jerk off and the scene ends.

Next is a hot and steamy scene in the sauna. Two hotties are already having some hot fun as a brunette sucks off his delicious blonde’s cock. The blonde gives his new friend the same hot treatment. The two trade blows for a bit then the blonde fucks the brunette loudly. They both cum and the scene ends.

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The third scene has a very cute twink catching a ride with an equally studly driver. Back at the driver’s place, the two get comfortable very quickly. The hitchhiker is stripped and enjoys the treat his new friend has for him. The driver gives his new friend a good blow as well. Later, against the stairs, the two have some damn hot sex.

The last tip our narrator gives is for cruising at the gym for hot random sex. The sexy blonde from scene two is back and making out with his hottie at the gym. The hot new friend sucks him off then he gets the same treatment from the hot blonde. They sixty-nine on the bench press then the brunette sinks his cock into his blonde twink’s ass. They both cum and the scene ends.

The narrator gave some very good tips for those wanting a quick random encounter with a hot stranger. F’lamin Yon just reminds you all to use protection if you use these tips on your night out! Six face towels were use for this film! Muah!

Video 10 serves up a hot group of clips staring the sexy Lucas in their film “Best of the Brigade 6.” As with the others, this collection of clips will really get your meat hard and your blood pumping!

The first video on our tour is from “Chance Meetings”. Two sexy twinks, Lucas and Ken, meet on the street while one is walking his dog. They return to Lucas’ house for some coffee and perhaps more fun ways to warm up in the cold. Once the pot is on, these two get turned on as well! They start making out while Lucas takes his time to taste all over Ken’s body. He makes it down to his cock, and swallows that precious package. Up on the table, Lucas gets some warm mouth action on his cock for awhile. The two sixty-nine in front of a mirror before Lucas gets rimmed then fucked. Talk about passing the time! They both cum but it turns out Ken wasn’t really interested in the coffee anyway!

The next two hotties’ scene takes place in a film called “Office Affairs.” The sexy Lucas is back again and he’s a cute little secretary! He looks so handsome in a suit! A hottie cums in to apply for a job and Lucas looks it over. He wants this guy to prove he’s better than the other applicants. The hottie proceeds to prove it by making out with Lucas. Where does that skill go on the resume? The two close up the office for a bit while they strip and feel all over each other. All work and no play make’s F’lamin Yon a dull boy! After some hot dry grinding, Lucas fingers the hottie’s ass then sinks his cock into him. The hottie cums first, then sucks on Lucas’ cock until he blows his wad right into the hottie’s eye. Oh well, at least they got the shot. Unfortunately for the hottie, the boss is always supposed to cum first so he doesn’t get the job.

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The next scene is from “Tender in the Grass” which F’lamin Yon has reviewed before! A hottie meets up with twink out in the woods. The twink is trying to fix his tractor but the sexy Lucas has other ideas. The two start making out on the tractor, rubbing their bodies together. The twink starts sucking off Lucas’s cock while he’s perched on the steering wheel. Lucas returns the favor to his hard working twink then gets rimmed and fingered! Finally, the twink bends the sexy Lucas over and fucks his beautiful ass. The two jerk themselves off to a creamy finish and the scene ends.

The fourth scene is from another video F’lamin Yon has reviewed, “Loser Takes All.” Lucas and a hottie are playing table soccer when they make a sexy wager. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, Lucas loses. So the sexy twink gets ready to pay his debts. The two start making out and Lucas starts swallowing cock. His sexy friend returns the favor before bending Lucas over to rim his ass. Up on the table Lucas continues his excellent cock sucking skills then he’s bent over again to be given a good hard fuck. They continue over on the couch and they both cum.

The last scene is from a video called “Twink: The Movie.” Sounds interesting, F’lamin Yon must try and find it! A hot pantsed Lucas is spotted by another twink who shows him some hot interest. They go to Lucas’ house to have some fun with each other. His bed is big, and their lust for each other is even bigger. The making out starts and the clothes begin to cum off. Lucas’ first interest is his new friend’s cock which he sucks down his throat. The new friend is damn good at a good cock suck as well, and proves it on Lucas’s hard meat. Later, Lucas rims the beautiful twink’s ass then fucks it hard into the bed. Lucas gets the same treatment from his friend as they trade places. They both cum and the scene ends.

This series always makes F’lamin Yon happy! Their collection of videos staring one hot actor is always a delicious group of videos! Lucas is damn hot and F’lamin Yon loves to watch his body work! Seven face towels were used for this film! Muah!

Celestial takes it to the stars in their toe-sucking adventure “Feet and Inches.”  These hotties and twinks have only one thing on their mind and it’s just what F’lamin Yon has in mind too!

The first scene takes place in a pretty little park where a hottie is enjoying the scenery.  He spots a sexy twink walking nearby and the two sit to talk.  The twink’s parents are out of town so he invites his new friend over to his pink room.  The two get comfortable on his bed before getting pleasurable with each other.  The twink strips his new friend, and sucks off his thick meat.  Later, he gets the same treatment from the friendly stranger.  A bit of toe sucking really gets things sizzling between these two hotties.  The twink gets it even hotter by rimming his lover before pounding his ass into the bed.  They both cum a few minutes later after their hot fuckfest then the hottie leaves.

Next up another hottie goes to visit a friend who’s getting ready to watch a sports game.  When asked to go get the pan for the nachos, the hottie decides to do a little underwear diving in the laundry.  Suddenly, he’s caught but instead of punishment, he gets the reward of playing with some underwear still on the hottie!  However, the underwear aren’t there long as the hottie has a taste for cock as well.  His friend is more than willing to share in the pleasure, as he blows the hottie’s hard cock.  Later, he gets rimmed and fingered over the washer.  To repay his friend for his naughty ways, the hottie bends him over the washer and gives him a good slow fuck.  They both jerk off to end their dirty little game.

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The third scene has a hitchhiker trying to catch a ride.  A twink stops and offers him a ride into the city.  Back at the twink’s house, the two start making out infront of a warm fire.  They are naked pretty quick, and blow jobs are traded between the two sexy boys.  A hot sixty-nine, as well as some toe sucking.  The twink gets rimmed by his cute guest, then the tables are turned with an added fingering.  Finally, the twink sinks his cock deep into his guest’s ass and fucks him hard.  It doesn’t take much for him to cum, so he lets his guest have a go at his ass.  The guest jerks himself to completion and the scene ends.

The last scene has two hotties watching a very bad TV show.  One wants some action but the other wants to watch TV.  The twink is persistent with his lover and eventually convinces him to play.  One good stroke deserves another, as the twink strokes and sucks his lover’s cock.  The lover is quick to respond to his affection, and is soon blowing the twink’s thick meat.  They both sixty-nine on the couch before doing some toe-sucking.  Later, the twink rims his hot lover then gets a tongue to his own ass.  Finally, the twink sinks his cock into his lover’s hot ass and rides him good and steady.  Not long after they both cum and the scene ends.

This video was excellent!  The boys were hot, the quality was excellent, and the cock was plentiful!  A good all around video for toe-sucking lovers to enjoy!  Seven face towels were used for this film!  Muah!