Men Sucking Men

Great music and hot bodies don’t always make a great video as F’lamin Yon found out in Daddy Oohhh! Productions “Body Rocks.” This could have been a very hot and well-made film had they concentrated on the action and not the appearance.

With some interesting graphics displays and a kickin’ beat, scene one shows a hot stud ready for a full body rub down. Though it seems he only wants to be rubbed in one area. The masseur seems to have the same idea as he strips down and gets a blow job. The editing and sudden color changes start to get annoying very quickly, although the black-and-white scenes are rather hot. There is no sound from our hot hunks as they blow, suck, and fuck their way to what can only be imagined as a great orgasm. Is this porn or a music video? F’lamin Yon is not impressed.

Another client for a new masseur, and he’s looking for a way to relax for his girlfriend. Our masseur shows him another way to relax that our cute little business man obviously enjoys. The music starts up and the graphics department has their fun with the video again. As said before, the sex would be much hotter if the sounds could actually be heard and seen for more than ten seconds before it changes to some mirrored shot or a green screen.

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Apparently a repeat customer is always the best kind of customer as his specialist is already waiting to rub him in all the right ways. The fade-in and outs are actually somewhat good here as the customer’s clothes seem to disappear as if by magic. But beyond that, the graphics team needs a day off.

The fourth scene started out like it was going to be different, but it quickly turned into another music video with hot guys, random graphics displays, and no sounds from the actors. Even with the hot dildo play and our secretary from the first two scenes playing voyeur, the scene is rather subdued by the overkill of graphics editing.

The last scene shows all our masseurs gathering around after work and discussing their clients. Apparently there weren’t enough to satisfy them as all four masseurs pair up and get down and dirty. Some sounds finally got through the music as three of the hunks ganged up on one, but it still wasn’t enough to keep F’lamin Yon’s interest.

Daddy Oohhh! Productions needs to cut back on their graphics funds and pay more attention to the sound man! Body Rocks could have been a very erotic and sexually-charged movie with excellent locations and hot guys. The lack of cries of passion and the constant scene changes due to “fun with graphics” made this movie into a long-running music video instead of a hot porn flick. F’lamin Yon only used one face towel for this video.

Everybody knows chocolate is an aphrodisiac and that is certainly true watching these cads bury it deep in four chocolate fudge packing scenes. There is enough cream being added to coffee in this movie that it may as well have been called StarFucks and adds a little light BDSM for some extra flavor. I have never seen anyone more anxious to be put in chains. I see now why a lot of white masters use to love keeping their hot sweaty black slaves in chains to better display their rippling muscles.

The cocks were big and juicy, the fucking was intense and action-filled, but I know when my fantasies go to some black stallions it’s always a sports team or rap band all getting together to bust some moves on my ass and all over my face leaving me covered in delicious white chocolate sauce…

Mandingo Men is severely lacking in cast cos everyone knows black fuck-machines are all about sex but this was all just one-on-one action that only teased you with what these black brutes should be capable of, so next time bring on some more beef…maybe a nice big white pork sausage to own their asses; they do say history repeats itself, nothing wrong with it repeating itself repeatedly in some sweet chocolate fudge packed wide-spread ass meat.

So while I did enjoy Mandingo Men as a yummy chocolate snack which certainly gave me some custard of my own to clean up, I must say it was only a mediocre man-fest and gets two swishes and half a schwing to the left.

Justice is served in the form of four hot cops and their equally hot criminals in Bacchus’s, “Bad Cop Good Cop.” Get out your handcuffs and stroke your batons. Whatcha’ gonna do when they cum for you?

Authority has never looked so good as a sweet officer is in denial about his likes and dislikes. His hard-bodied criminal is willing to prove him wrong by trading prosecution for pleasure. F’lamin Yon always thought it was the suspect who got strip searched! The curious officer, with a need for an overall tan, enjoys a great blow job from his captive before giving it a try for himself. The suspect strips and gets some hot cock interrogation for his ass. Talk about getting off for good behavior!

A second officer takes his captive in the kitchen and follows the same path as his partner. F’lamin Yon wonders if this works on speeding tickets too! From cock sucking to ass fucking, these two show one hot sense of justice.

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Scene three shows the now-boring repetition of same cop clothes and same criminal clothes, just different actors. Some variety in both would be nice. But the sexy criminal is a blonde twink with a taste for cop cock! After giving the officer a hot commendation in his mouth, the officer gives his sexy captive’s ass a ride downtown. F’lamin Yon is ready for his interrogation now!

A new approach is given for our younger cop as he realizes exactly what his partners are up to. The last criminal offers to follow in the foot steps of his fellows and give the cop a well-deserved baton polish. His hot mouth isn’t filled for long as the horny cop is quick to press his cock into the suspect’s tight ass. F’lamin Yon doesn’t blame him with that beautiful ass! After an ass pounding fuck, they each take a good mug shot and relax.

While “Bad Cop Good Cop” could use some different ideas for the start of each scene, it kept F’lamin Yon handcuffed to his seat and polishing his night stick. Yours truly had to use 6 face towels on his TV. Muah!!!

Back from a weekend trip to Tijuana, F’lamin Yon here to share my thoughts on Macho Man’s Young Hombres 3 (Spanish dialogged). To be fair, Yours truly doesn’t understand a lick of Spanish, but everything sounds sexy!

Scene 1 starts with a curly haired man entering a room through curtains to meet with his lover. After some small talk, the smaller man sucks off the curly haired man on the couch before getting pummeled in various positions from the couch to the floor. The curly haired conquistador got F’lamin Yon hot, hot, hot with all that stamina.

The next scene has two good looking and well built Latinos and they get right to it on a couch. The better built of the two starts sucking his buddy off, then gets doggy styled in that juicy ass of his. From the couch to a coffee table to the wall, the session goes on and on til the break of dawn!!! The better built man has an ass of steel as he displays his unselfishness to give that nice ass of his all the attention it deserves.

Scene 3 takes place at the billiard table with two decent looking men, one of who is in some cute tight yellow shorts. After some sensual kissing, the young boy in the yellow shorts gives a nice lickin’ to his pool buddy. Then, of course, the pool table is put to use as the yellow shorts come off and a nice hard cock enters the “rear pocket”.

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The final scene takes place where the first scene takes place. After paying a little closer to the language, it sounds to F’lamin Yon like they were speaking French?!? If these boys are multi-lingual, they need to give F’lamin Yon a call and just start talkin’ some hot gibberish cuz it is sooooo sexy. Anyways, the friend who enters the room begins to give his buddy’s (who looks like some sort of gangster) cock some resuscitation before sitting on top of it. Then it’s basically reminiscent of the first scene.

Overall, F’lamin Yon found Young Hombres 3 to be a pretty nice taste of guilty pleasure that goes straight into the action with a few exotic men. The dialogue was sexy and F’lamin Yon wants to leave the translation up to the imagination. Some things are better left unknown. 6 face towels were used to wipe off the TV screen and now it’s time for a glass of horchata. Muah!!!

Macho Man Video’s presents Raw Meat 4 and F’lamin Yon is here salivating and ready to devour this review… light up the grill and bring out the tender marinated strips of beef!

Scene 1 is called “Anal BBQ” with Paul Morgan and Gregg Clarke. Both are dressed as chefs. Gregg is Paul’s assistant. The scene is slow to develop as F’lamin Yon did not rent the video to watch a cooking show. Finally Paul massages Gregg’s ass through the underwear, lowers the underwear, and kisses the boy’s bare buns. Greg than sucks off Paul. When Paul sucks Gregg, Gregg stays limp (nerves?). Paul then fucks Gregg doggy and missionary style and at least 1 of the 2 boys enjoyed it. Funny scene, but not bad.

The next scene is entitled “Dog House Blues”. Paul Morgan and Brad Hanson are the chefs in this one, dressed identically to Paul and Greg in scene one right down to the tee and follows the same pattern of first scene, so just hit fast forward.

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Scene three, “Now that’s Good Eatin’”, looks promising with cutie pie Duncan Miller (playing with a vibrator) and Matt Young (who soon joins in the fun after watching Duncan). They decide to 69. Matt moves out of the 69, puts on a condom and lubes it up. Duncan slides down to raise his ass inviting Matt’s cock. Both he and Matt grease up his ass. Then BANG. The fuck appears to be in progress. But it doesn’t take an expert to know that the fuck is being faked. F’lamin Yon went from rock hard to limp in a matter of light seconds. Not good Macho Man…

In the final scene called “Colon Cookout”, two boys that F’lamin Yon finds to be uglies are Eduardo Fuentes and Marc Hamilton, as they go at it with Paul Morgan. Paul sits on Eduardo’s dick and then fucks Marc. At least they were really having sex.

As the movie went along, it got worse than the last scene. Macho Man should have completely reversed the order to salvage the anti-climatic spell. F’lamin Yon used 4 face towels to wipe off the TV screen. Muah!!!

It feels so good to be bad! F’lamin Yon here attempting to step on the dark side while reviewing Body Shoppe’s Devil Dogs Film 1

But of course this is another film where youngans are brought together to talk about pussy and masturbate. F’lamin Yon must be PMSin because negative thoughts come to mind… Mr. Cameraman will again grope these youthful cocks like we are used to seeing.

Scene 1 has two boys flipping through pussy magazines and watching a porno and jack off. Kinda boring…

In the second scene the two performers (one of whom has shaved his pubic hair and the other guy with some cute tattoos) are basically doing a repeat of scene 1 with the exception of talking to some slut. Still boring…

There is a young man in scene 3 who does an okay solo. He’s a little nervous at first (maybe because of a gross cameraman). F’lamin Yon begins to get excited until…his balls have a severely red rash?!?! Onto the next scene…

The fourth scene features a cowboy and a very unattractive bald boy who have a boring conversation about pussy. F’lamin Yon almost fell asleep…

Scene 5 finally comes around and stars 3 boys (2 are cute) and yes, you guessed it, flip through some pussy mags while watching a porno. One guy sucks the cocks of the two other guys (even though everyone claims to be straight) and actually ends up getting fucked by one of the guys. It was about time—face towel time.

The last scene caused 1 face towel to be used to wipe off the TV. If you are new to watching pornos, this may be a way to break yourself in. It’s softcore in F’lamin Yon’s book—F’lamin Yon is a veteran and Body Shoppe does not cut it anymore. Different strokes for different folks… Muah!!!

Sexy boys in the whitey tighties have a good time in Bacchus’s “White Brief Encounters.” It is known the clothes make the man, but the underwear can make so much more!

Wow, in the first scene a delivery boy accepts more than just money for a tip when our sexy customer is caught short in his shorts! F’lamin Yon should order out more! This delivery boy shows his hunger for more than just a tip as he gives and receives a great blow job. As a bonus, a good ass fucking is added to the tab and paid in full. Definitely more than 15%!

The second scene opens with undies fresh out of the dryer, which makes a well-muscled hunk all warm inside and hard on the outside. F’lamin Yon never thought doing house work could be so invigorating! The owner of the clean undies cums in to replace his fabric with his flesh. After a nice blow job and a bit of bump and grind, our underwear bandit gets a hot throat for his cock and a finger for his ass. On the last cycle, a good ass fucking makes the scene hot and F’lamin Yon anything but dry!